I’ve been laughing for 20 years
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
when will it end
he is neither of those
so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and
somebody stop him
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.