dennis mysticaljew is my bae<3



internetboy69:

Lorde was 4 yrs old when Katy released her first album and still got a Grammy first


beldaran:

wibblywobblytimeywhimeyblog:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

quoms:

looks like bhutan is on my shit list now. i have my eyes on you

whats that country next to canada thats red?

america

no next to, not under.

it’s Alaska, its a state in america

no i know what america is but whats that country next to canada though its on the side

Still Alaska


#i didn’t expect it to become hilarious

beldaran:

wibblywobblytimeywhimeyblog:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

quoms:

looks like bhutan is on my shit list now. i have my eyes on you

whats that country next to canada thats red?

america

no next to, not under.

it’s Alaska, its a state in america

no i know what america is but whats that country next to canada though its on the side

Still Alaska

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englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes


racisrn:

racisrn:

someone send me anon hate

image

thanks


contraception:

straight people: um that’s not homophobic!! homophobic means ‘scared of gay people’ :) he only said all gay people are subhuman abominations he’s not scared of them it’s not homophobic!! :)


seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

(Source: meanwhile-in-canada)


swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see


lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well


slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.


milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear


JI WE HAVENT SPOKEN IN SO LONG

OMFG BETH HOW ARE YOU OMG WE SHOULD ADD EACH OTHER ON FB SO WE DONT FORGET ABOUT EACH OTHERS EXISTENCES LOLOL HOW ARE YOU


(Source: peteneems)