dennis mysticaljew is my bae<3



lameborghini:

school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes


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palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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(Source: ayeitsbrooklynn)


australiansanta:

don’t tease your hair that’s bullying

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


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beatlesauces:

posting a selfie like

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(Source: bl00mish)


sonlco:

unionhack:

Stop bitching about fedoras. It’s a hat. It’s not going to hurt you. Sit the fuck down.

but it growled at me

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(Source: winter--symphony)


radfeline:

*yoshi voice* yoshi


thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 



jellyworld:

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello


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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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girff:

girff:

talents: making myself seem cool over the internet

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