dennis mysticaljew is my bae<3



dylanseaman:

IT’S REAL AND YOU CAN READ IT

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years



uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you


(Source: meanplastic)


dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless


jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

(Source: cakejam)


(Source: tibets)


bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand



(Source: meme-meme)


rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

image


waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard


I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady)